Cat Memo #1: Scratch Only on the Right Places

It has come to my attention that the living room sofa has sustained extended damages due to multiple, unrestrained scratchings over the past weeks. I have also received complaints of numerous perforations made on the queen-sized mattress that could only be attributed to claws of climbing quadrupeds. I have noted, too, with much consternation, that the foam in my bed is starting to fall off due to your relentless onslaught.

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